In this section, I am sharing some funny jokes and stories -- let me know if any are offensive. I love quotations, good humor, and funny stories. Email me some of yours. I have found that laughter and humor, at the toughest times in life, are the best antidotes -- other than finding a way to help someone else.


Love Story -- (This is the way I've been feeling for days and days)


I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake and sweat, until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with
you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu



Now, go get your flu shot!